I hate you, you infernal woman! No matter how many tears you fake or how many diseases you claim to have I will NOT pity you! The entire world does not revolve around you, so just because I say "No" or "Stop" it is not a personal attack against you. It means that I am not the least bit amused by whatever it is that you are doing and that I want you to stop! It is that simple. Stop letting it go to your head and think about everyone else's feelings for once instead of just your own!
Sorry about that... I'm not in a very good place right now.